it’s so weird that we call our loved ones things that we eat
sugar… pumpkin… honey… baby…
When people take your side in the argument
Oh my god
*purposely drop something in front of my crush*
World’s toughest job.
I scrolled past this video earlier, but finally decided to click on it. It was really worth the watch.
if you can watch this entire video straight through you have the most iron fucking will on the actual planet, in the actual universe. you have gigantic balls of steel. i would not fuck with you. you could come in my house and slap my mom and take my cats and i would just let you. if you can watch all of this you scare the shit out of me
Best gif ever for all eternity.
That is a fucking huge raccoon
Rednecks can fucking party
Lifehack: Accidentally text the wrong person? Immediately put your phone on airplane mode and once it fails to deliver, delete the message.
This can save lives
Ready for April fools day
Gonna take it to school and eat it
I ate 3/4 of the jar and I made 3 teachers gag and one friend get angry at me.
fuck bro, I thought you were gunna fill all those cups with mayonnaise and hand them out at school and some serious shit was gunna go down
luv it when U call me big pasta