Mr 305

cocaineteas:

me posing for a pic:

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tomatogami:

tomatogami:

im gonna need to see ur license and regist-  oh gosh mr washington i apologize have a nice day sir

i was high as fuck last night

tomatogami:

tomatogami:

im gonna need to see ur license and regist-  oh gosh mr washington i apologize have a nice day sir

i was high as fuck last night

apatheticghost:

nearly every family on disney channel

  • goofy dumb parent(s)
  • naive older brother who is nice but a total idiot and is often the butt of the joke
  • sister who is the main character and thought of as the only sane member of the character and also has very good grades but may be a bit uptight
  • younger sibling who is an evil mastermind and always has some sort of scheme to profit off something

Dylan O’Brien Teen Wolf Gag Reel

yelyahalive:

squldward:

good-vibes-set-in:

dreamitstheonlywayout:

THIS IS SO CUTE ASDFGHJNUGJEBFBFI

LOOK AT THE LAST ONE. LOOK HOW DAMN HAPPY HE IS OMFG

I HAVE A BIG CRUSH CRUSH CRUSH ON YOU

THE WAY SHE COVERS HER MOUTH WHEN HE ASKS HER TO BE HIS GIRLFRIEND I FUCKING CAN’T

standardgaydad:

u know u fucked up when u still haven’t slept yet and u hear birds chirping outside

awkward-at-best:

literally me if i get married

bitchvvhat:

"mom, it’s a methphor"

bitchvvhat:

"mom, it’s a methphor"

dontkillcosima:

I don’t remember this Hannah Montana/Suite Life cross over :\