forcefields:

it’s so weird that we call our loved ones things that we eat
sugar… pumpkin… honey… baby…

clestroying:

When people take your side in the argument

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disgustinghuman:

Oh my god

disgustinghuman:

Oh my god

 - f is for
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the-anal-rapist:

*purposely drop something in front of my crush*

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igracelee:

World’s toughest job.

I scrolled past this video earlier, but finally decided to click on it. It was really worth the watch.

hostilehottie:

if you can watch this entire video straight through you have the most iron fucking will on the actual planet, in the actual universe. you have gigantic balls of steel. i would not fuck with you. you could come in my house and slap my mom and take my cats and i would just let you. if you can watch all of this you scare the shit out of me

greenshoelaces420:

skaagz:

weregoingtojackson:

Best gif ever for all eternity.

That is a fucking huge raccoon

Rednecks can fucking party

greenshoelaces420:

skaagz:

weregoingtojackson:

Best gif ever for all eternity.

That is a fucking huge raccoon

Rednecks can fucking party

thegoddess-afrodite:

reblogalert:

Lifehack: Accidentally text the wrong person? Immediately put your phone on airplane mode and once it fails to deliver, delete the message.

This can save lives

ignite-mylove-ignite:

ligerscout:

ligerscout:

Ready for April fools day
Gonna take it to school and eat it

I ate 3/4 of the jar and I made 3 teachers gag and one friend get angry at me.

fuck bro, I thought you were gunna fill all those cups with mayonnaise and hand them out at school and some serious shit was gunna go down

freebiglurch:

luv it when U call me big pasta